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it will accelerate at a phenomenal rate of speed.
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it will brake in a much shorter distance.
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it will take bumps at twice the speed of your own truck.
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oil and tire pressures, battery and coolant levels need never be checked.
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it can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light blinking.
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you can shove it into reverse gear while the truck is still moving forward.
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unusual engine noises can be eliminated by turning up the radio volume.
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no need to lock it. . . it's insured.
